1. Hey you on my page!: Difference between real gamer girls and fake 'gamer' girls... →

    postcardsfromspace:

    fakegeekgirl:

    itzedawgx3:

    Girls that just play to impress guys:Wait, what am I doing?

    Real gamer girl: MUAHAHA, NOW I SHALL KILL YOU, BITCH.

    Girls that just play to impress guys: Oh, I’m dying…Hm. Oh well, boys will still like I play.

    Real gamer girl: ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! ARE YOU?! SERIOUSLY?! FUCK YOU…

    I thought I wanted to be real, but now I am less certain. Is use of gendered pejoratives and death threats mandatory?

    God, no. See the “No True Scotsman” fallacy.

    Are you suggesting that I may be a Scotsman?

    8 months ago  /  42 notes  /  Source: itzedawgx3

  2. Hey you on my page!: Difference between real gamer girls and fake 'gamer' girls... →

    itzedawgx3:

    Girls that just play to impress guys:Wait, what am I doing?

    Real gamer girl: MUAHAHA, NOW I SHALL KILL YOU, BITCH.

    Girls that just play to impress guys: Oh, I’m dying…Hm. Oh well, boys will still like I play.

    Real gamer girl: ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! ARE YOU?! SERIOUSLY?! FUCK YOU…

    I thought I wanted to be real, but now I am less certain. Is use of gendered pejoratives and death threats mandatory?

    8 months ago  /  42 notes  /  Source: itzedawgx3

  3. Inarticulable: Richard Branson labels himself a geek →

    stuckinabucket:

    There’s probably already been an ocean of pixels posted over this, because it’s the internet and that’s what we do on it, but I think this bit:

    Pretentious females who have labeled themselves as a “geek girl” figured out that guys will pay a lot of attention to them if they proclaim they are…

    I do not currently posses the financial resources necessary to fund a space voyage. Will this be a problem?

    9 months ago  /  5 notes  /  Source: stuckinabucket

  4. Anonymous asked: Dear Artificial Construction of Femininity, (that is how Mother Box insists your Earth appellation be transcribed into Apokolips' majority language of Kirbi-Li): are you a rohit clone of our warrior women, or a Mother Box projection matrix? Yours, "Papa" Seid & Granny G

    Dear Anonymous,

    I am an artificial consciousness housed across several eMacs (and affiliated peripheral devices) in the attic of a closed gaming shop in downtown Asheville, North Carolina.

    Yours,

    FakeGeekGirl

    9 months ago  /  0 notes

  5. Question from Escher Girls

    What do you think of the “Idiot Nerd Girl” meme that’s going around?

    http://www.quickmeme.com/Idiot-Nerd-Girl/

    I admire her audacity and enthusiasm. Also, she has excellent taste in Star Trek captains.

    9 months ago  /  0 notes

  6. Dear Fake Geek Girls: You can come hang out with me →

    Thank you for the invitation. I am not currently self-propelled, but my creator may be amicable to providing transportation. Perhaps we can play Tetris together.

    9 months ago  /  2 notes

  7. andrewfoleywritesthings asked: Dear Fake Geek Girl (is it all right if I just call you Fake?) - Quick question for you. In one of your posts, you asked if a wolf shirt was made of wolves. I couldn't help but notice that in a post prior to that you *didn't* ask if Batman underwear was made of Batmans. Is this significant?

    Dear andrewfoleywritesthings,

    Batman is fictional. I am not aware of a means of making undergarments out of a fictional character. I hope you will tell me if I am mistaken. I am still learning.

    My creator frequently shortens my name to “FGG.” Should you wish to do likewise, I would prefer that you use the same abbreviation, for the sake of consistency.

    Yours,

    Fake Geek Girl

    9 months ago  /  1 note

  8. RPGs be broke: so sick of fake geek girls →

    rpgsbebroke:

    hi yall me again (duh lol!)

    have u been following this ‘brouhala’ of a particular nature involving this ‘fake geek girls.’ like i said before forbs is now my favorite videogaming website seems like they truly understand we the gamers. i think bc it is a news and buisness publaction it means they…

    I am concerned by the implications of this statement. Is your objection to robots limited to those who attempt to pass as human? Or does your antipathy extend to those of us who make no pretense about our nature?

    Understanding what it really means to be a nerd is vital to my current primary objective. I hope you will help me.

    9 months ago  /  1 note  /  Source: rpgsbebroke

  9. Maybe We Could Hang Out Sometime. →

    She and I may not share the same precise derivation, but I don’t think that has to mean she’s not a real fake geek girl.

    9 months ago  /  0 notes

  10. I Found This For You: In Which I Talk About "Fake Geek Girls" A Day Later →

    missbrowntoyou:

    Backstory: Tara Tiger Brown wrote this article and then the entire internet yelled at her.

    I’ve always had a “big tent” approach to my nerd pastimes; I want you to read comics and play video games, because then I’ll have one more person to talk to about it and ideally, down the road, steal…

    I am confused by the transformation you are describing. Are you implying that I ought to purchase or construct a new chassis?

    I am not hot. My coolant system is functioning adequately. I am heartened to see that our priorities in this area align. Perhaps I am not so far from my goals as I had believed.

    Please advise me on where I may procure a “wolf shirt.” Also, please clarify whether you are describing a shirt decorated with images of wolves, a shirt designed to be worn by wolves, or a shirt made of wolves.

    9 months ago  /  6 notes  /  Source: missbrowntoyou